Welcome to
The Self-Inflicted Savior
where you can save your Soul
(and fix your life) the easy way:
through Love.
If you’ve had enough nonsense from Spiritual Gurus, Self-Help Shills, and Fear-based Religions, and you’re ready to stop fucking around and get yourself a God then this is your home.
Look, don’t fall for those tired old, ‘get rich quick,’ ‘get skinny fast,’ or ‘get laid tonight’ gimmicks that NEVER work. They’re not supposed to, that’s what makes them gimmicks. And the shills selling you those gimmicks know damn well that the ‘missing ingredient’ in all of their well-packaged, empty promise-filled success programs is God.
So, if you’re finally ready to stop fucking around and get yourself a God with no money down, and no religion required then follow me. I’ve got something to show you…
Recent Sermons
- No Fucking Problem (How to Fix Everything) – 010
- Don’t Crash the Car Tonight (It Doesn’t Suit You Anymore) – 009
- God is Rubber, You are Glue (How to Get Rich) – 008
- Master of Reality (How to Fuck Fate) – 007
- God, the Old Ball and Chain (a Short Love Story) – 006
- Fancy Cars and Skanky Bitches (To Be or not to Be?) – 005
- Harmony, Shmarmony (The Golden Rule) – 004
- Life Lottery (Ticket to Ride) – 003
- Truly True Truth (and Fake, False Fiction) – 002
- Rusty Nails and Bubble Gum (How to Make a Million Dollars) – 001
Recent Poems
- That That That (Hocus-Pocus) – 0118
- Is It In? (Lick, Swirl, and Push) – 0117
- Oh, That Stain – 0116
- Holocaust for One – 0114
- Writing in Purrsive – 0113
- Water is Water – 0112
- The Bad Man Cannot Know – 0111
- Purr Bliss – 0110
- My Ugly Mirror – 0109
- Still – 0108
- Kitty Tripper (An Apology to Paloma) – 0107
- The Ink I Am – 0106
- And Party Ev-er-y Day – 0105
- Making Love with Neville Goddard – 0104
- Tight-Lipped Monks – 0103
- The Lonely Arts – 0102
- Never Never Had a Chance – 0101
- Long Time Now (How to Master Gravity) – 0100
- The Long Blink – 0099
- The People’s Man (Welcome to Dizzyland) – 0098
- And That’s the Way It Is (The Filler) – 0097
- Rome is Burning (Dance the Night Away) – 0096
- Morning Prayer #1 – 0095
- Only My Devil Knows – 0094
- Undone – 0093
- All I Could Say – 0092
- Miracle Rust Machine – 0091
- When When Happens – 0090
- Or Else – 0089
- Just Because (The Art of Now) – 0088
- OK, You Win – 0087
- The Effect of Cause – 0086
- Choices – 0085
- The Opposite of Love – 0084
- Power of Magic – 0083
- Sun of Which – 0082
- Notice the Difference – 0081
- Love Only Dies – 0080
- If a Thought Is a Thing (Some Thoughts on Thoughts) – 0079
- Let’s Write the World – 0078
- Snakes Dressed as Saints – 0077
- When Love Is All There Is – 0076
- Reflection – 0075
- Blame It On the Ink – 0074
- Nothing Will Stop Me (for my friend, Jerry) – 0073
- Hell Floats (Giving God a Kiss) – 0072
- Homophone? – 0071
- Eat Out the Sky – 0070
- The Art of Implosion – 0069
- Pretending I’m Not in Hell – 0068
- The Ultimate Sin – 0067
- The Falling In – 0066
- Here Comes the Bride – 0065
- Useless Words for Love – 0064
- How to Become a Legend / The Day the Devil Retired / Retail Rebellion – 0062
- Soul Ink – 0061
- The Rule of Thirds – 0059
- To Dance – 0058
- 4 1/2 Star Meal – 0056
- Caught In a Dream – 0055
- Glutton (Eat with Your Eyes) – 0054
- Awareness of What? – 0053
- Christ-Sized (Hang Dry Only) – 0052
- Brainwashed, Convinced, or Taught? – 0051
- Circulogically Speaking – 0050
- Let Love Purr – 0049
- This Round’s on Jesus! – 0048
- God’ll – 0047
- Bright – 0046
- Big I’s – 0045
- Invisible Between – 0044
- Empathy for the Devil / How We Screen for Gods – 0043
- The Point of the Argument – 0042
- Pitchforks and Pixels (Read the Fine Print) – 0040
- Stimulating Dinner Conversation (Scrambled Eggs and Brains) – 0039
- Word Math Magic Time – 0038
- True Things – 0037
- Out from the Inside – 0036
- Swept – 0035
- No Limits – 0034
- Bed Hogs – 0032
- Soul Body Free – 0033
- Umbrellaless – 0031
- Listen – 0030
- Infinite One – 0029
- Catjectives – 0028
- Roots (for Lisa) – 0027
- Third Eye – 0025
- Love is All – 0024
- Gone Blind – 0023
- Melting Pool (Together We Destroy) – 0022
- Family Circle – 0021
- vALANtine – 0020
- Second Hand Living (Tick-Tocking Away) – 0019
- The Math of Birds and Bees – 0018
- Withered – 0017
- Passing Fancies – 0016
- Power of Love – 0015
- The Same – 0014
- Devils Get Bored – 0013