Rev. Shakes Spear is the Self-Inflicted Savior, God’s Favorite Guru, and Your Personal Guide to Spiritual Salvation
Recent Sermons
- No Fucking Problem (How to Fix Everything) – 010
- Don’t Crash the Car Tonight (It Doesn’t Suit You Anymore) – OR – How to Get Over Trauma Right Now – 009
- God is Rubber, You are Glue (How to Get Rich) – 008
- Master of Reality (How to Fuck Fate) – 007
- God, the Old Ball and Chain (a Short Love Story) – 006
- Fancy Cars and Skanky Bitches (To Be or not to Be?) – 005
- Harmony, Shmarmony (The Golden Rule) – 004
- Life Lottery (Ticket to Ride) – 003
- Truly True Truth (and Fake, False Fiction) – 002
- Rusty Nails and Bubble Gum (How to Make a Million Dollars) – 001
Recent Poems
- That That That (Hocus-Pocus) – 0118
- Is It In? (Lick, Swirl, and Push) – 0117
- Oh, That Stain – 0116
- Holocaust for One – 0114
- Writing in Purrsive – 0113
- Water is Water – 0112
- The Bad Man Cannot Know – 0111
- Purr Bliss – 0110
- My Ugly Mirror – 0109
- Still – 0108
- Kitty Tripper (An Apology to Paloma) – 0107
- The Ink I Am – 0106
- And Party Ev-er-y Day – 0105
- Making Love with Neville Goddard – 0104
- Tight-Lipped Monks – 0103
- The Lonely Arts – 0102
- Never Never Had a Chance – 0101
- Long Time Now (How to Master Gravity) – 0100
- The Long Blink – 0099
- The People’s Man (Welcome to Dizzyland) – 0098
- And That’s the Way It Is (The Filler) – 0097
- Rome is Burning (Dance the Night Away) – 0096
- Morning Prayer #1 – 0095
- Only My Devil Knows – 0094
- Undone – 0093
- All I Could Say – 0092
- Miracle Rust Machine – 0091
- When When Happens – 0090
- Or Else – 0089
- Just Because (The Art of Now) – 0088
- OK, You Win – 0087
- The Effect of Cause – 0086
- Choices – 0085
- The Opposite of Love – 0084
- Power of Magic – 0083
- Sun of Which – 0082
- Notice the Difference – 0081
- Love Only Dies – 0080
- If a Thought Is a Thing (Some Thoughts on Thoughts) – 0079
- Let’s Write the World – 0078
- Snakes Dressed as Saints – 0077
- When Love Is All There Is – 0076
- Reflection – 0075
- Blame It On the Ink – 0074
- Nothing Will Stop Me (for my friend, Jerry) – 0073
- Hell Floats (Giving God a Kiss) – 0072
- Homophone? – 0071
- Eat Out the Sky – 0070
- The Art of Implosion – 0069
- Pretending I’m Not in Hell – 0068
- The Ultimate Sin – 0067
- The Falling In – 0066
- Here Comes the Bride – 0065
- Useless Words for Love – 0064
- How to Become a Legend / The Day the Devil Retired / Retail Rebellion – 0062
- Soul Ink – 0061
- The Rule of Thirds – 0059
- To Dance – 0058
- 4 1/2 Star Meal – 0056
- Caught In a Dream – 0055
- Glutton (Eat with Your Eyes) – 0054
- Awareness of What? – 0053
- Christ-Sized (Hang Dry Only) – 0052
- Brainwashed, Convinced, or Taught? – 0051
- Circulogically Speaking – 0050
- Let Love Purr – 0049
- This Round’s on Jesus! – 0048
- God’ll – 0047
- Bright – 0046
- Big I’s – 0045
- Invisible Between – 0044
- Empathy for the Devil / How We Screen for Gods – 0043
- The Point of the Argument – 0042
- Pitchforks and Pixels (Read the Fine Print) – 0040
- Stimulating Dinner Conversation (Scrambled Eggs and Brains) – 0039
- Word Math Magic Time – 0038
- True Things – 0037
- Out from the Inside – 0036
- Swept – 0035
- No Limits – 0034
- Bed Hogs – 0032
- Soul Body Free – 0033
- Umbrellaless – 0031
- Listen – 0030
- Infinite One – 0029
- Catjectives – 0028
- Roots (for Lisa) – 0027
- Third Eye – 0025
- Love is All – 0024
- Gone Blind – 0023
- Melting Pool (Together We Destroy) – 0022
- Family Circle – 0021
- vALANtine – 0020
- Second Hand Living (Tick-Tocking Away) – 0019
- The Math of Birds and Bees – 0018
- Withered – 0017
- Passing Fancies – 0016
- Power of Love – 0015
- The Same – 0014
- Devils Get Bored – 0013